
Ohh lord. Day 5 of my new job, and my usual voice has been replaced by that of a wookie, and I’ve developed a really attractive chesty cough. What the hell!?
Chugging cough syrup and taking vitamins, this isn’t fair, I don’t wanna be sick, it’s dead embarrassing trying to speak to customers with the way my voice sounds right now.
watching Lock, Stock in bed with Benjiboo :)
To Russell James
You will never understand how we love you
We are not your mummy or daddy - we have no DNA connection to you whatsoever.
But we loved you before you were born.
We spoke to you before you breathed air.
We tried to touch and feel you while you kicked through your mummy’s skin.
We held you days after you came to this world.
We insist on making you laugh whenever you cry.
We care for you while we send your mummy away for short breaks so she can relax.
We kiss you, we feed you, and we LOVE you!
We know nobody will love you like your mummy or daddy loves you -
But our love is so close. Russell we are your mama’s best friend - so the way we look at you - you are our baby, a product of our friends love and happiness and as a result we LOVE YOU - unconditionally
And we’re gonna be here for you, for the rest of your life.
I’ve had the best birthday of my entire life
Drinking gin because I’m an old lady :’)
like seriously, I would be happy to never have another birthday again cause nothing will top this, it’s been PERFECT. I got such an incredibly beautiful ring from my boyfriend, and all my best friends were there to celebrate my 21st with me!
I am the most blessed person alive, I have the greatest friends, the best family - I am so incredibly lucky, my god. :’)
This summer ben’s mum is getting a gorgeous little lemon cocker spaniel puppy called Deejay - I CAN’T WAIT AAHHHHH
IT’S A RABBIT IN A HOODIE
DEAR GOD
I NEED ONE FOR BAILEY SO MUCH
IT’S SO CUTE I COULD DIE
our Market Weighton adventure contained;
Homage to Giant Bradley, (the tallest ever britishman is a yorkshireman!) a duck pond with no ducks, drinks that cost a fucking fortune, and frivolity all round!
I’m getting so pissed off with my fringe. GROW ALREADY, GROW.
9 days til I am 21.
I’m on a healthy strict crash diet. Had Alpen for breakfast and a slim fast shake for lunch. Be still, my beating tastebuds.
This weekend I’m going to Market Weighton, and I’m incredibly excited. It’s where my young gentleman caller hails from, and I’ve heard lots about it. There’s around 5400 people in the whole place. How cute.
I’ve checked out the ‘Local Attractions’ section on the town’s website, and from what I can see there’s a patch of green grass, a duck pond, a church and a ‘high street’.
Prepare for lots of touristy photos, tumblr.
Oh Roberto… :’)
On one occasion, a fixture clashed with his first Holy Communion. Halfway through the ceremony, the eight-year-old Mancini was nowhere to be seen. His local priest who was administering his first communion frequently coached football, he heard they were losing 2–0 at half-time and so he asked a young Mancini quietly after receiving his communion if he had his football kit and boots with him. Roberto said they were in the changing rooms and so he told him to sneak out of the side door and put them on because his team needed him, unbeknownst to his father




